My Eyes Have a Mind of Their Own Tee

from $20.68

For the girlies whose face speaks fluent sarcasm — even when they’re trying to behave. This tee is your new uniform for dealing with nonsense, surviving small talk, and pretending to be polite while your eyes are doing acrobatics.
Soft, comfy, and unapologetically sassy, it’s the perfect “sorry not sorry” shirt for work, errands, or any situation where the audacity is high.

⭐ FEATURES:

  • Super-soft fabric for maximum side-eye comfort

  • Unisex fit that flatters every mood

  • Crisp, lasting print so the attitude stays bold

  • Pairs perfectly with leggings and zero patience

 

⭐ CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
Wash cold, inside out.
Tumble dry low.
Do not iron the sarcasm (it’s already straight enough).

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For the girlies whose face speaks fluent sarcasm — even when they’re trying to behave. This tee is your new uniform for dealing with nonsense, surviving small talk, and pretending to be polite while your eyes are doing acrobatics.
Soft, comfy, and unapologetically sassy, it’s the perfect “sorry not sorry” shirt for work, errands, or any situation where the audacity is high.

⭐ FEATURES:

  • Super-soft fabric for maximum side-eye comfort

  • Unisex fit that flatters every mood

  • Crisp, lasting print so the attitude stays bold

  • Pairs perfectly with leggings and zero patience

 

⭐ CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
Wash cold, inside out.
Tumble dry low.
Do not iron the sarcasm (it’s already straight enough).