Santa’s Side-Eye Sweatshirt
For those who spend December slightly judging everyone else’s holiday vibes… this cozy crew is your new go-to. Playful, festive, and full of mischief, it’s perfect for lounging by the fire, tackling last-minute shopping, or just sipping cocoa while silently judging the naughty list.
Soft, warm, and stylish enough to wear anywhere you want to radiate that “holiday sass with a side of side-eye” energy.
Sizes S–5XL available — because everyone deserves to look delightfully judgmental this season!
Product Features
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50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8 oz) fabric for warmth and durability
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Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
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Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting seams
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Size S-5XL
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OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol–backed cotton; tear-away label for comfort
Care Instructions
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Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
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Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
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Tumble dry: low heat
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Do not iron
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Do not dryclean
For those who spend December slightly judging everyone else’s holiday vibes… this cozy crew is your new go-to. Playful, festive, and full of mischief, it’s perfect for lounging by the fire, tackling last-minute shopping, or just sipping cocoa while silently judging the naughty list.
Soft, warm, and stylish enough to wear anywhere you want to radiate that “holiday sass with a side of side-eye” energy.
Sizes S–5XL available — because everyone deserves to look delightfully judgmental this season!
Product Features
-
50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8 oz) fabric for warmth and durability
-
Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
-
Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting seams
-
Size S-5XL
-
OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol–backed cotton; tear-away label for comfort
Care Instructions
-
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
-
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
-
Tumble dry: low heat
-
Do not iron
-
Do not dryclean