Santa’s Side-Eye Sweatshirt

from $29.95

For those who spend December slightly judging everyone else’s holiday vibes… this cozy crew is your new go-to. Playful, festive, and full of mischief, it’s perfect for lounging by the fire, tackling last-minute shopping, or just sipping cocoa while silently judging the naughty list.

Soft, warm, and stylish enough to wear anywhere you want to radiate that “holiday sass with a side of side-eye” energy.

Sizes S–5XL available — because everyone deserves to look delightfully judgmental this season!

Product Features

  • 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8 oz) fabric for warmth and durability

  • Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste

  • Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting seams

  • Size S-5XL

  • OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol–backed cotton; tear-away label for comfort

Care Instructions

 

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

  • Tumble dry: low heat

  • Do not iron

  • Do not dryclean

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For those who spend December slightly judging everyone else’s holiday vibes… this cozy crew is your new go-to. Playful, festive, and full of mischief, it’s perfect for lounging by the fire, tackling last-minute shopping, or just sipping cocoa while silently judging the naughty list.

Soft, warm, and stylish enough to wear anywhere you want to radiate that “holiday sass with a side of side-eye” energy.

Sizes S–5XL available — because everyone deserves to look delightfully judgmental this season!

Product Features

  • 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8 oz) fabric for warmth and durability

  • Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste

  • Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting seams

  • Size S-5XL

  • OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol–backed cotton; tear-away label for comfort

Care Instructions

 

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

  • Tumble dry: low heat

  • Do not iron

  • Do not dryclean