The Certified Curmudgeon Tee

from $20.68

For the men who have perfected the art of side-eye, sarcasm, and selective socializing, this tee is the uniform. Soft, bold, and full of attitude, it’s perfect for anyone who embraces their grumpy era with pride. Whether he’s dodging small talk, guarding his peace, or just vibing with a “don’t push it” mood, this shirt delivers comfort and character in one. Available in adult sizes S–4XL, it’s a go-to gift for every lovable grouch you know.

Product Features

  • Available S–4XL

  • Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in color and texture

  • 100% ring-spun US cotton, medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²)

  • Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitched seams

  • Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk, sewn-in label; made in Honduras

Care Instructions

 

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

  • Do not bleach

  • Tumble dry: low heat

  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat

  • Do not dryclean

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For the men who have perfected the art of side-eye, sarcasm, and selective socializing, this tee is the uniform. Soft, bold, and full of attitude, it’s perfect for anyone who embraces their grumpy era with pride. Whether he’s dodging small talk, guarding his peace, or just vibing with a “don’t push it” mood, this shirt delivers comfort and character in one. Available in adult sizes S–4XL, it’s a go-to gift for every lovable grouch you know.

Product Features

  • Available S–4XL

  • Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in color and texture

  • 100% ring-spun US cotton, medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²)

  • Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitched seams

  • Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk, sewn-in label; made in Honduras

Care Instructions

 

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

  • Do not bleach

  • Tumble dry: low heat

  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat

  • Do not dryclean